Whatever Haley Says, Goes...

Haley told me: "post on your blog"

so here it is baes.

What I've done:

1. Got mono.

No clue how, but it's been a month and I still feel it every morning and night. 

Fortunately I can eat and drink now, but for 2 weeks I couldn't and it sucked and I realized that I'm in love with food and that my heaven will have endless buffets where I don't get fat.

2. Went to Smoothie King.

It was expensive--as in like $5 but I'm sooooo cheap lololol 

I couldn't even drink it though because the acidity from the pineapple stung my throat so much. I froze it and ate it like a week later, in case you really wanted to know.

3. Went to a middle school basketball game because I'm that cool.

Casual senior attending 8th grade all over again. 

"17 going on 12"

--a spin on that one Zac Efron movie that I can't remember the name of, but the 12 year old will actually be played by 18 year olds and the 17 year old will be a real life 27 year old, because thank you Hollywood for being entirely unrealistic in ages--

There was also a fight that I broke up kinda and it made me SO mad I could rant forever about the idiocy of the children who thought that fighting was really the answer to a common bully who though it was funny to tease someone. Like give me a break you are all stupid. I hate stupid boys.

ugh okay next. sorry.

4. Made Swig cookiesssss

I have never been to swig and have no clue what they were supposed to taste like. The recipe told me to chill the cookies and put on the icing at room temperature so there was like a difference in temperatures and it was supposed to be perfect...? Well I didn't realize that people like their sugar cookies like crumbly and hard-ish!!!!

WHY IS THAT A THING

Well guess what I fixed it. I warmed up the cookies and put the icing on at room temperature and it was 100000000000000000x better. I don't know what the heck is wrong with you people. Warm soft sugar cookies are the best thing ever. 

I then proceeded to eat like 2 dozen of them. 

Best decision of my life.

my dog's so smart. she knows where my heart lies.

wow those were beautiful, thank you Mikaylie, I could almost taste them.....

wow I really need to make more or something.

5. Bae was making me mad about something stupid that I don't even remember so Banishkin brought me ice cream!!!!! Wow what a true bae. It was the second thing of ice cream I had that night lol approximately 600 calories total. Wow I'm so healthy.

6. Went to an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast for robotics. 

Pancakes were okay, but it was more entertaining watching the pancake flipper guy because he would throw the pancakes at you if you wanted any! So tons of people freaked out and dropped them, so it was funny because I caught mine because I'm awesome *hair flip*

7. Studied for Calculus

aka died

But don't worry the ice cream brought me back to life.

I honestly thought I was going to throw up chocolate all day. Best/worst feeling ever.

Pretty sure I failed the test. Oh well. I'll just eat more ice cream to make myself feel better.

8. Went to an antique mall with Benny

I love walking around places and eating food. 

Those are my two favorite things to do. No joke.

Unfortunately I was still trying to keep my concrete down so we didn't go to one of the 50 billion places I have bookmarked on Yelp! 

Don't worry. I'll get to them all eventually. 

9. The real time consumer of my life: work.

Went back to Hy Vee. Party every night. The end.

I love it so much. It's so fun I want to work here for the rest of my life.

I'm actually dropping out of high school and going to Hy Vee college.

10. NOT STAYING AT HY VEE

I have spent hours and hour and hours looking up BYU Hawaii, plane tickets, what classes I'm going to take, what I'm going to major in, making a budget, making a plan of how I'm going to graduate college almost debt free, what I'm going to eat, everything possible to look up, I've done.

Going along with that, applying for an internship and scholarships...yayayay...

PLEASE PICK ME FOR AT LEAST ONE OF THE BILLION THINGS I APPLIED FOR

(I'm just gonna stop here because 10 is a perfect number)